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KisseMjau
// Player archive

KisseMjau

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Last synced 21 hours ago
Saved messages2,372chat lines
Matches with chat293local records
Source coverage2,372messages reported
// Match timeline

Chat history

Nuke
2026-04-24 19:31 5 messages
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sorry had to wipe cat puke of the floor

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i hate cats

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Hund

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got carried all game

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smh plebs

Overpass
2026-04-24 18:47 2 messages
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ahahaha

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Hund

Mirage
2026-04-21 00:59 38 messages
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Hund

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what is that silver pos

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smh

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ITS SIMPLE. you see a new account doing weird shit, you report. ez pz vac pls

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wallhacker on stairs

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condit i know your useless way of life. send your 5 dollar cheats or die from big bubba with 40 cm fucking your ass

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i bet condit is 12 years old and stole mommys creditcard to buy cheats

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condit

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condit pls

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condit answer

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condit

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russian knob

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condit give link

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cooooooooondiiiiiiit i know you read this

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cooondiiiit give link faggot pigdiksuker faggot

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i want your 5 dollar russian shitlink to your crazy ass faggot cheat. i also wanna use ESP

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condit i know you know he is mid

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gimme link

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i also wanna se friend in mid

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condit on his net cafe with his mums credit card using cheats, crazy

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condiiiiiiiiiiiit

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pls

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gimme ur virus infected cheat link

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so i can tell all the little piggies in your ugly ass russian country to fuck you and your whore mother

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i bet condit gives his mother 5 dollars for cheats and 5 dollars for his whore mom to give him handjob every month

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ugly ass internet cafe russian faggit

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condiiiit answer me you 12 year old pleb

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condit gimme the same information you have you faggot

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or imma tell your whore mom so she can give me free BJ for the rest of my life

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she will be out of work

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condit gimme your whore moms regular number. im tired of calling her nasty ass negro pimp everytime.

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mad cuz gay faggit

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u mad despite having blatant wallhacker in your team and you are defending him

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says alot about you cringe noob

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oh goddamn such a cool 12 year old hacker

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crazy

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imma rape you and your whore mom in 2 hours

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happy i can see IP adress

Ancient
2026-04-21 00:18 6 messages
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ur friends swag btw. u can see it as him killing you

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Hund

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Hund

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Hund

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indeed incredible bh

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gg

Dust2
2026-04-20 23:33 9 messages
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lightning 79 hours on ​banana​. 100% money laundring.

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ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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,.!..

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make him toggle faster pleas i cant wait to get fucked by mr.headshot

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ZzzZZz

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ingen ace för dig inte

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<3

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gg

Inferno
2026-04-20 01:37 5 messages
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holy shit

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i got raped

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ahaha

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hahahah fff

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gg

Anubis
2026-04-20 00:48 9 messages
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no idea

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he lost connection with servers so he might be here any second

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xd

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tre H_Ä:öfgldsj kljöjfghdkdfs

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Hund

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Hund

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smh this loser team thinks its an individual game

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not team game

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sore ass boosted niggers

Ancient
2026-04-20 00:14 16 messages
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pure luck

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maybe its the beer infused head that made that happend

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wtf is happening to my game

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xd

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if my game crashes one more time i abandone and jerk myself to sleep

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xd

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yes

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wtf

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happines

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^

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WTFFDJFS GHLKÖSFGJH

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Hund

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Nuke
2026-04-19 00:19 7 messages
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never seen such trash since silver 1 in cs go

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i cant comprehend this shit tactic you are using

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YES

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damn i see

R9

it hurts my bac

R14

WTF

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gg

Inferno
2026-04-18 23:37 7 messages
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Hund

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ey ey ey

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yall suck more ass than yo mama's

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Hund

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Ancient
2026-04-18 22:56 6 messages
R3

let him be

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we are gonna win anyway we have KisseMjau in our team

R3

meejaaauu

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we have kissemjau and ashmet

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its gg boiis

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gg

Nuke
2026-04-18 22:23 30 messages
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Hund

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kick JQ griefing

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i raptored many times

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vely virgin confirmed'

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skills and bills to pay

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eat shit and die

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Hund

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plis let us win yall never gonna win anyway

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i need to go

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baby crying

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i cant keep giving him whiskey to stfu

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XD i was young and stupid

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sry manw

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4:3 hahaha

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like if it matters

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i was global when you guys where still in strollers

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yeah that is how bad you are

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my 21k rank is me beeing drunk

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you are most probably sober and suck more ass than a black mom

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not exactlly just an easy one

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im not but thank you

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i feel quiet happy and strong beeing the nr1 player in cs

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s1mple ask me for advice

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get_right had me at his side owning everyone

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ropz discord me during matches to git guud

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here i am drunk af owning u girls

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Hund

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